things brielle says...

just a warning before you invest too much time reading this incredibly long post. it probably won't interest you all haha. but brielle makes bobby and i crack up hourly and so a few months ago we got in the habit of writing down some of her favorite things that she has said to us in my phone so that we won't forget them. 

so this post is a post for the sake of journaling, and so that we have our little girls funny phrases chronicled in more than one place. 

these are all in chronological order and we highlighted some of our very favorites. the best part about these are that bri knows a lot of them because she will hear us telling other people something that she has said and then she will say "remember when i say..." and laugh. haha. she loves to be funny and make other people laugh! :) 

please feel free to enjoy, but don't feel bad if you don't. who knows if these will even make sense to other people. haha. but we sure do love our funny girl!

bri's 1st official movie quote that she loved and said all the time, of course came from mickey mouse clubhouse..."Donald says, 'wait a minute! wait a minute! how we going to do that!' that's a funny episode of Mickey!"

on the way to church singing..."where are we going? to the nursery! where are we going? to the nursery!"

after we ate a brownie..."chocolate all gone in my mouth and your mouth mommy"

whenever she dumps out her toys...."oh what a mess"

during prayers....mommy: "please bless daddy that he can get lots of scholarships"

 bri: "thankful  that daddy could get in rocket ships"

Walmart=  the balloon store

buying dinosaur fabric for baby brother...bri: "I don't really like dinosaurs mommy. they're really scary". mommy: "this is for your baby brother so you don't have to worry about it." bri (everytime she looks at the fabric or talks about it...): "dinosaurs are kind of scary but it's for my baby brother. I don't have to worry about it."

when mommy got bri up today she said while her diaper was being changed...."what a beautiful day!" and I laughed really hard and said where did you learn that?! and she said "Dora says that mommy" haha

bri: "now can we put my puzzle together?"

daddy: "you really like lame stuff sometimes Brielley. "

bri: "yes i do!"

brielle (anytime she is wearing a hat): "I a cowboy guy!"

when we were reading the kisses book, bobby put beary up to his face and started talking in a high pitched voice and pretending like he was the one reading. bri thought this was so funny and kept trying to look back at bobby. then when the book was over, bri said "I want to talk beary!" and held beary up to her face (the wrong way with their faces touching) and started using a high pitched voice and talking for beary. haha. 

Bri was picking her lip and I said "don't pick your lip" so she stuck her finger in her nose and said "I'm picking my nose"

bri eating taquitos for lunch: "and the last Quito goes in my mouth!"

mommy: "you have to eat a bite of rice and then you can watch Mickey. that's the rule."

bri: "I have to watch Mickey. that's the rule!"

bri yelling..."Brielle that's not funny" bri: "that is funny. that's the rule, it's funny!" then she repeated the whole conversation over and over because people laughed. "papa did you hear me? I say..."

while bri was in bed for naptime we hear this over the monitor..."mommy I NEED roller skates. I need purple roller skates". later when I asked her why she needed roller skates she said "I need roller skates so I can roll around on my feet in the front room."

we gave bri an Oreo before bed and she said..."ooooh thanks! what a special occasion!" 

bri wanted to play with the bingo balls that were high on a shelf. this was her thought process..."how we gonna get up there? I know! lets get a trampoline and jump high, grab them and come back down!"

daddy had been scaring bri all night. and during prayers she said, "thank you that daddy stop scaring me"

bri helping with prayer... mommy:"please bless Preston on his mission" 

bri: "bless Preston on his mission and thankful we go to Disneyland when he get back with baby brother"

bri: " mommy look way up high and watch me!" (meaning look at me and watch what I'm doing. and she kept checking to make sure I was looking)

daddy: "your a butthead Brielle" 

bri: "no I not!!! mommys a butthead!!"

when bri woke up this morning..."let's snuggle on the couch and watch Mickey. does that sound like a plan?"

bri kicking off her high heel Minnie play shoes and mutters..."these just don't go with my outfit."

mommy: "your eye looks red baby. I wonder what you got in it?"

bri: "maybe I got an alligator in it!"

Brielle: "I such a good mouse-ka-ciser" 

bri pretending to talk on her play phone...."daddy are you at school a long time? do you like school? is it fun? okay. I talk to you in a minute. see ya later." hangs up the phone and tells mommy... "daddy said I can play with my toys!"

bri choosing what chip to eat..."which chip is the best chip for my tummy?"

mommy was trying to tell bri something. she said..."I'm not listening! I'm just coloring."

playing with her piggy and lion..."okay we be there in a jiffy!"

mommy: "are you a girl or a boy?

bri: "daddy is a boy but I a girl."

mommy: "what about me? am I a girl or a boy?"

bri: "a girl."

mommy: "what about baby brother? is he a boy or a girl?"

bri: "he is rayce."

mommy: "what's daddy's name?"

bri: "daddy claire wolfe"

at the restaurant the hostess called  "smith, party of four!" and bri said "party for mommy and daddy and Brielley!"

walking outside...bri: "what a hot summer day!"

whenever bri doesn't know what something is she asks..."Will u tell me just what it is?"

bri: "I not love you one after all"

bri talking to cc: "you can call me bri or Brielley!"

bri and daddy were watching little Einsteins and Quincy fell down...bri looked up at him and said "he a little oaf daddy!" (cause her daddy always calls her a little oaf because she is super clumsy)

Bri kicked the ball but it wasn't too me. .I told her I couldn't reach it and she said "u can daddy just give it a try!"

when I picked bri up from nursery today she said..."I missed you sweetheart!" 

bobby: "what's back there?" bri: (said in spooky voice) "a really spooky spider!"

what bri sings as she checks you with her stethoscope (from doc mcstuffins) "check your heart, check your eye, check your 'nother eye, check your ear, check your 'nother ear. find out how much you've grooown! it's okay if you giggle, it will only tickle a little. time for your check up!"

 we just love her a bunch.